Check this out:
http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247

Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped
Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
: productions.net> wrote:
: : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
: :
: : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
: : flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
: : tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers
: : that's rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine
: : and cry about me. I especially like the parts where they start
: : frothing at the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing
: : his client and giving them a free professional level website
: : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the
: : lawsuit is going. LOL
: :
:
: I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.

he went to work for walmart stacking shelves. same difference.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Forecast for tonight: Dark.
================================================== ====================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow

On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck?

That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential
idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see
you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
: : usenet:
: :
: : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
: : : productions.net> wrote:
: : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
: : : :
: : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued
: : : : his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to
: : : : this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert
: : : : e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from the video game
: : : : Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I especially like the
: : : : parts where they start frothing at the mouth about how the guy
: : : : should sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free
: : : : professional level website review/critique. I should e-mail
: : : : the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL
: : : :
: : :
: : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
: :
: : he w<COCK SLAP>
:
: A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see
: you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay?

excuse me minimum wage boi, can you direct me to the frozen food section?
bwahahahahahaha.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
================================================== ====================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the
fuck up to yer mistakes.

LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was
only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring
myself out on the side for food stamps.

Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps
cover frozen food?

....tha fuck is that shit?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 12:12:07 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

Yeah that lame didn't work the first time and it sure the fuck ain't
gonna get any less lame the second time you fumble with it, Downs.
Not that anyone should be surprised that you're ALREADY out of
material (and not even your own stuff)...tsch, tsch, tsch...you give a
Hatter Addict a chance to try and redeem themselves and what do they
do? Yeah, fuck it all up.

You're done child, put it down, it's time for bed.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:

YHBT. No won works at Wall-Mart (that would admit it, LOL), except for
fifteen-year-olds whose parents forced them get a job to "earn their
keep," and old ladies in their sixties with jail tattoos that say "Fred"
on their forearms. Like, seriously, could you picture a grown man (even
though he may or may not enjoy wearing diapers) actively participating
in the "Wal-Mart chant" every morning, LOL?

Besides...so the guy critiques websites. So what? So, he's not allowed
to give friendly (albeit, somewhat obsessive) advice to a novice who
might be taking "food" (read: "Fritos" and "Chicken in a Biskit") off of
his table some time in the imminent future?

I'd say emailing the client was a bit much, if I were not an expert on
trolling, and could not easily see the obvious humour inherent in trying
to sway somewon who has already paid for the services, LOL LOL LOL.

Sometimes, you "Usenet" types amuse me, but then again, I still get a
kick out of movies in which a bumbling but earnest teenager must dress
as a member of the opposite sex in order to gain acceptance into a
prestigious school or sports team.

So, go on and be trolled by this "diaper-wearing" (LOL) "web designer"
(LOL, yeah right!). We'll just be sitting back and laughing at the rest
of yous.

Love always,
Wavy G

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
: : usenet:
: :
: : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: : :
: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
: : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and
: : : : pronounced to usenet:
: : : :
: : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
: : : : : productions.net> wrote:
: : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I
: : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he
: : : : : : runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board
: : : : : : full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from
: : : : : : the video game Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I
: : : : : : especially like the parts where they start frothing at the
: : : : : : mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his
: : : : : : client and giving them a free professional level website
: : : : : : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him
: : : : : : how the lawsuit is going. LOL
: : : : : :
: : : : :
: : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
: : : :
: : : : he w<COCK SLAP>
: : :
: : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time
: : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention,
: : : mmmkay?
:
: : excuse me
:
: I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the
: fuck up to yer mistakes.
:
: : minimum wage boi,
:
: LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was
: only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring
: myself out on the side for food stamps.
:
: : can you direct me to the frozen food section?
:
: Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps
: cover frozen food?
:
: : bwahahahahahaha.
:
: ...tha fuck is that shit?

that'd be the sound of you being trolled. touched a nerve there did I?

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law.
- Ayn Rand
================================================== ====================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:49:31 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

....so you're saying you trolled me into making you look like a fuckin
retard...*snicker*...like I needed an invitation or something. LOL

Yeah, the one that makes me pile drive my virtual fist straight into
yer groin for the betterment of mankind.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:49:31 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
: : usenet:
: :
: : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: : :
: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
: : : : called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and
: : : : pronounced to usenet:
: : : :
: : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: : : : :
: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
: : : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and
: : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
: : : : : : : productions.net> wrote:
: : : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I
: : : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website,
: : : : : : : : so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run
: : : : : : : : Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off
: : : : : : : : graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and
: : : : : : : : cry about me. I especially like the parts where they
: : : : : : : : start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should
: : : : : : : : sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free
: : : : : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should
: : : : : : : : e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is
: : : : : : : : going. LOL
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP>
: : : : :
: : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time
: : : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention,
: : : : : mmmkay?
: : :
: : : : excuse me
: : :
: : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the
: : : fuck up to yer mistakes.
: : :
: : : : minimum wage boi,
: : :
: : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I
: : : was only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and
: : : whoring myself out on the side for food stamps.
: : :
: : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section?
: : :
: : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps
: : : cover frozen food?
: : :
: : : : bwahahahahahaha.
: : :
: : : ...tha fuck is that shit?
: :
: : that'd be the sound of you being trolled.
:
: ...so you're saying you trolled me into making you look like a fuckin
: retard...*snicker*...like I needed an invitation or something. LOL
:
: : touched a nerve there did I?
:
: Yeah, the one that makes me pile drive my virtual fist straight into
: yer groin for the betterment of mankind.

w00t! oh yes, now I know I definitely touched a nerve right there. now STFU
and go straighten out those can labels on the walmart shelf, stacker-boi.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
================================================== ====================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow

Steve Leyland wrote:
longest most obnoxious bandwidth hogging signatures
are in a duel.

TDD

On Jan 8, 11:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
So you're not dead?

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped
Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Jan 9, 12:49 am, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
: : usenet:
: :
: : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland":
: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: :
: : :
: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
: : : : called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and
: : : : pronounced to usenet:
: : : :
: : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
: : : : :
: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
: : : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and
: : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
: : : : : : : productions.net> wrote:
: : : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I
: : : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website,
: : : : : : : : so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run
: : : : : : : : Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off
: : : : : : : : graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and
: : : : : : : : cry about me. I especially like the parts where they
: : : : : : : : start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should
: : : : : : : : sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free
: : : : : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should
: : : : : : : : e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is
: : : : : : : : going. LOL
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP>
: : : : :
: : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time
: : : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention,
: : : : : mmmkay?
: : :
: : : : excuse me
: : :
: : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the
: : : fuck up to yer mistakes.
: : :
: : : : minimum wage boi,
: : :
: : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I
: : : was
: : : only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring
: : : myself out on the side for food stamps.
: : :
: : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section?
: : :
: : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps
: : : cover frozen food?
: : :
: : : : bwahahahahahaha.
: : :
: : : ...tha fuck is that shit?
: :
: : that'd be the sound of you being trolled. touched a nerve there did
: : I?
: :
:
: Hey wait a second! _I'm_ the one that got the ball rolling here!
: Godamet! Go to sleep for just a few hours...

you snooze, you lose. mheh.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not
screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
================================================== ====================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow

On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of
your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality. That must not have
felt too good. I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for
you.

Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect
your real weaknesss. I hope you find acceptance of yourself and
forgiveness. You have great potential to be a real human being and
connect with others.

Be well.

Jade

Daedalus wrote:

ROTFL!
--
www.perfectreign.com
linux - because friends don't let friends use windows
www.opensuse.org

On Jan 10, 11:55 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
Hey, leave the dead guy alone. It's obvious ghosts don't understand
sardonicism to well.


--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:55:55 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

Not at all, your need to lash out and to try and "get back" at me is
perfectly understandable, especially regarding outright fantasy based
on little more than the failed lames of long net.dead poser class
flame artist wannabes. It's all you have really, delusions and
fantasies about me, it's just your coping mechanism is all, no need to
apologize for your human deficiency.

From your very limited perspective I'm sure you found them to be quite
scathing, much in the way that a retard will giggle in stupor when
they call someone a "dumbo poop head".

It's okay, if anyone ever tells me to "get a life" I can just tell
them that I have yours. ^_^

Yeah, my inability to give a fuck...it's like my fuckin kryptonite.

I love the way you Mary Sue your bumbling attempts at verbal combat.

Hell yeah, just ask yer mom, I "connect" with that bitch just about
every night. Wanna hear some stories about her?

Be fucked, sincerely.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 05:33:33 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

Seems to me it's you who might be a bit dead...brain dead that is.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )