Harry Bloomfield <harry.m1bytNOSPAM@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in
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FILTH!



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What the fuck has all this car crap got to do with
uk.telecom.broadband

Adam

"Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fiar4h$8g2$19@blackhelicopter.databasix.com.. .
Holy shit! He's been playing with Neil and Craig and Chrith!

"Dylan35" <dyalan35@hatelenny.com> wrote in message
news:Sa6dnfZTg-jRytTanZ2dnUVZ8rCdnZ2d@eclipse.net.uk...
It's got fuck all to do with Surrey either, Adam. Abuse reprot sent.

"Jim Way" <light@under_bushel.eu> wrote in
news:NUf2j.76863$I52.30638@fe07.news.easynews.com:

Thar she blows!
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"Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fiar4h$8g2$19@blackhelicopter.databasix.com.. .
snip.
The trouble is that these were probably overtight in the first place.
They seat on a taper and just a little over hand tight will give a good
seal.

You can get extracors for broken screws. These are used after you drill a
hole in the screw. They have a rough screw type cutting edge, (like a tap),
but with the opposite direction thread. As you screw them into the hole you
drilled they are turning in the opposite direction to the thread you are
attempting to remove so tend to extract the original threaded screw.
I.e., original screw thread tightens by turning clockwise: New thread is
going in anti-clockwise. It is also advisable to use some heat on the old
screw first and then to let it go cold., (heat expands the original screw
and makes it tighter but when it cools it helps break the grip of the
threads.
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Auld Bob Peffers,
Kelty,
Fife,
Scotland, (UK).

"Robert Peffers" <peffers50@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:94WdnQJoX8nsfdfanZ2dnUVZ8q6onZ2d@bt.com...
So you are talking of hand jobs, eh?

Is this a reference to coitus interruptus?

"SCREW THEM INTO THE HOLE" !!!!!!

Much more FILTH!

Is this some special heating sexual lubricant you are referring to? Neil &
Emma Barker would be very interested in this if it would also keep their
Gregg's Pies warm during their sessions.

Thank you for the information, Auld Bob Peffers. (Div 'ee ken Oor Wullie?)

In article <lCB2j.1687$5R1.1503@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
light@under_bushel.eu says...
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"BrianE" <brian@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.21b4ff97202a459c9896c7@news.motzarella.or g...
Why do you keep posting "I" in Morse?

Jim Way wrote:
Their sig designator is broken, just one of the many differences built
in by design by Billy Gates...

"Jim Way" <light@under_bushel.eu> wrote in
news:lCB2j.1687$5R1.1503@fe03.news.easynews.com:


LAFF! These crazy chaps and their lingo wot they use to discuss FILTH in
the guise of fishing washing machines and all that tedious domestic
guff.
Does Emma keep them pies up her muff, so they're warm?


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BrianE <brian@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in
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Somebody explain how usenet works to brian.
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In article <figlbf$i86$59@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, philkyle2003
@hotmail.com says...
Yes. Just hopefully not you dopey.



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"Jim Way" <light@under_bushel.eu> wrote in message
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I know dozens of them. Quite a common name is William, I even have one son
so named.
We had a neighbour once who had a son called William who was instantly
recognized by all as, "Oor Wullie", of the Sunday Post fame.
It was really uncanny. The parents started to dress him in dungarees and
gave him a bucket.

BrianE <brian@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in
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Oh, it talks.
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In article <filtop$q27$89@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, philkyle2003
@hotmail.com says...

Why does it worry you so much sonny boy?

Or is all this simply an exercise in trolling/flaming?

I'll let you crack on.
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BrianE <brian@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in
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Why does what worry me?


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"Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Take care! He called you "sonny boy". That is the way the Oldfield
entrapment of Eddie Bernard began.

"Jim Way" <light@under_bushel.eu> wrote in
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Ee gads! And we know happened to him. They didn't need to assemble his
flat pack coffin.
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