- Today's Joke
- Posted by Simon on April 16th, 2008
A bloke comes home from the pet shop with a cock-sucking frog.
His wife says, "What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
The bloke says, "Teach it to cook, then fuck off!"
- Posted by Lord Turkey Cough on April 16th, 2008
"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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Whats the point of going to the bother of teaching it to cook
and telling it to fuck off?
I guess it would be funny in a way, a bit like spending hours washing
your car and then chucking a bucket of shit over it, amusing but
essentially a waste of time.
- Posted by Old Codger on April 16th, 2008
On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:08:01 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
That'll get the old boy excited.
- Posted by Theo on April 16th, 2008
A bloke was out one winter's night on the top of a motorway flyover with his
cock
hanging out.
A police patrolman pulls up and asks him what he is doing.
"It's the wife's idea officer - I was up here last night without a scarf
and I got a stiff neck!"
- Posted by Old Codger on April 16th, 2008
Old Codger wrote:
None of it. That's another Pete the troll forgery.
As Pete never reads what he posts and desires only to provoke argument
it is safest to assume that anything he espouses is at least unsafe and
probably malicious.
--
Old Codger
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What matters in politics is not what happens, but what you can make
people believe has happened. [Janet Daley 27/8/2003]
- Posted by Tim Bruening on April 18th, 2008
Lord Turkey Cough wrote:
The wife is the one who's supposed to fuck off, once the cock sucking
frog learns to cook, since she would then be redundant.
