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Linux Advocacy = Spanish inquisition
Posted by Terry on December 8th, 2003





Linux advocacy means:

1. That you should be obnoxious.
2. That you should be arrogant.
3. That you should be stupid.
4. That you should be a kook.
5. That you shoud yell "Troll" at everyone who doesn't sing "Linux is my life" and dance.
6. That you should ahte everyone who doesn't use Linux, including your family.
7. That you should be a sore loser.
8. That you post your trollish crap in Windows suppor groups telling someone who posted asking for help to switch to Linux because his hard drive went bad.
9. That you calim that software on Linux are better, but by emulation software to run all those Windows software that you just said are inferior.
10. That should be skanky.
11. That you should be foul-mouthed.
12. That you should be a coward, posting threats and stalking people who said that they don't like Linux.
13. That you should act like a lunatic.
14. That you should prove to the rest of the world that you are a mentally disturbed person when you reply quoting messages adding nothing but the word "idiot"
at the bottom.
15. That you should claim that you are a network, security, programming and firewall expert, while demonstrating that you lack understanding of computing basics.
16. That you should always scream Microsoft is Evil.
17. That you trust worthless sites like slashdot.
18. That you paste news from the web in news groups, after all, you think that usenet posts are more credible and more people check them than cedible web sites.
19. THat you demonstarte to the world how stupid you are when you say that Windows is hard to install or use, or Linux is easier than Windows.
20. That you should be a liar, and be proud of it.
21. That you should argue facts.
22. That you should always claim that Linux always is ahead of other OSes in getting the latest technology while everyone knows that it is the last in getting
new technology not to mention a limited support to any new technology.
23. That you shoud always scream that Internet Explorer is bad since it is the standard browser and everyone supports it.
24. That you should always claim that Bill Gates is a loser because he is successful and rich, and you are just jealous because you are a Linux advocate loser.
25. That you should always be as ignornat as possible in computers.



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Posted by John Bailo on December 8th, 2003


Terry wrote:
Go discuss your USB port in a hardware support newsgroup, Troll.





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