The so called Linux ease of use.

1. On Windows download the patch click on the icon, click next down.
2. On linux.

Download the patch, from where? Tons of mirrors? how do I authenticate the patch?
Sure type a long lame ass stupid geeky command to verify the crap.
But wait the source was exploited (ftp.gnu.org), no way to tell if this is even real.

Let's install that shit anyway.
Wait a second, I have to keep the source on my drive and waste more space?
Dman, I though linux was about efficiency.

Yeah now go find the application source in the source tree, type another geeky command to patch that source, something like

cat patch-2.2.7-ac4 | patch -p0 (who else remembers that shitty lame ass command line other than linux morons?)

Now yo get another bunch of bullshit and cryptic crap.

File to patch: linux/*
Skip this patch? [y]
Skipping patch.
5 out of 5 hunks ignored
can't find file to patch at input line 57


Now tryin again after playing with the source code, now it works, I thought linux was easy like the dickheads in comp.sys.linux.advocacy claim?

Now let's compile, cross your fingers and pray.

make intall.

Another round of cryptic shit wasting resources and filling the screen.
What? Make failed?
Stupid dependencies, so much for the "it just works: bullshit".
Find this and find that, now another round of stupid waste.

make clean
make install

Yeah, now what?
Yeah go find a bar to drink and forget the frustration that you had upgrading a single package.
What you gonna do when dozens of computers you have need that?
Stupid linux lusers, anyone who calls this shit easy and like it needs his head examined.

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Em Sábado, 29 de Novembro de 2003 06:41, Tattoo Vampire escreveu:

Accept an EULA that states anything you do on the computer belongs to
MICROS~1. Reboot. Start downloading new patch tho fix the patch.

emerge --update world

Case closed.

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"Um outro mundo é possÃ*vel"
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Rui Malheiro wrote:
Idiot.

It's just another OS, no big deal, has it's place, but fortunately or
unfortunately, it's not as wide spread as MS Windows. It's justa freaking
tool, learn to use it like any other tool.


"Tattoo Vampire" <linu-cocksucker@linuxmail.org> wrote in message
newsan.2003.09.20.05.50.48.7672021234a5678915010 15157@ziggynet2...

In article <xIqdnbkMpKOrf1WiU-KYiQ@comcast.com>
"WhyZeeGuy" <whyzeeguy@hotmail.com> wrote:

And will NEVER be.

It is like others said, a sinking ship.
Nothing but hypes and pile of hacks and inconsistent bunch of shit.

Linux Nazis have problems with this.

Linux Sucks <linux@sucks.sucks> wrote in
newsu4isvgnf2831q21eroohkqri5juktg46m@4ax.com:

Wow! That's the fastest i've ever seen a message thread self-
destruct.

Zero to Godwin in only 3 posts.

In article <Xns94428DA626FDFSecretaryBirdMYTAILF@216.168.3.44 >
Scarletdown <SecretaryBird@MYTAILFEATHERSSoftHome.net> wrote:

Who gives a shit about you ancient tactics?
Probably only you.

Fuck off, Linux fuckhead.,

Linux Sucks wrote:
I don't have anything to say.

I just want to get another point on the COLA
stats before Roy Culley runs that report.

Peace Out.

John Bailo wrote:
LOL That could well be one of your best posts. Thanks for the smile.

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- relic -
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

In article <oj9yb.21865$sb4.11285@newsread2.news.pas.earthlin k.net>
John Bailo <jabailo@earthlink.net> wrote:


What else is new?

You never had anything to say.
Now fuck off, fuckhead.

Fearing a spontaneous XP reboot, relic mumbled this incantation:

Fie! His prize is rightfully mine!

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No, I won't fix your Windows computer!

Linux Sucks wrote:
I just wanted to say
that I still don't have
anything to say, but I
need another point.

John Bailo wrote:

Linux makes you stupid.


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Your Free Insult: Thou announcing, disgracing, ugly mankhead statuing fusspot.

In article <YUayb.19592$n56.16860@newsread1.news.pas.earthlin k.net>
John Bailo <jabailo@earthlink.net> wrote:

We already know that, fuckhead.