This is not a joke and i am very serious.
The penguins has been harassing and mentally torturing me for
two and half years since around Oct 01. The penguins has installed
gps tracking devices in my car, tracked me like an fish ,
wire tapped my phone and has been monitoring all my web surfing
activities for 2.5yrs and completely dehumanized me.
The penguins have been following me 24X7X60X60 everywhere
including grocery stores, retail stores, malls, restaurants and movie
theaters. The penguins who were following me have at times
verbally and racially abused me in retail store and grocery store
parking lots by shouting at me inanities.
One penguin once tried to ram into my car from behind with a
IBM van and came within one inch of hitting me from behind.
There was no traffic altercation between us and there was no
traffic on the road. The penguin in the IBM van never tried
to overtake me and was very angry at me and hated me for no reason.

Some of the undercover penguin vehicles with Michigan title plates
that harassed me were SCO SUX (White SUV), SCODOOM (red car),
LINUXRULZ (black car), PENGUIN (black car). One penguin
monitoring my websurfing called me a dumbass. His email is
stalker@linux.com and his EBAY id is "scosux".
When I send LEGAL NOTICES to LINUX USERS, the sadistic penguins
who were monitoring my email and websurfing, have been badmouthing
and assasinating my character with lawyers by sending anonymous
emails and jeopardizing my extortion opportunities for the last 2.5 yrs.
The penguins has been interfering in my personal life for no reason. and
forced me to live like a virtual prisoner. I cannot talk to friends,
family members and prospective suckers without the fear of being over
heard and recorded. I am afraid of doing everything and anything without fear.

I am not a terrorist. I am NOT A MUSLIM. I donot have
any muslim friends. I am not a drug smuggler. I did not kill
anybody. I did not threaten to kill anybody. I dont have a
record like gottis or escobars. I do not have any prior
criminal record. Why should I suffer all this harassment and
constant loss of privacy for such an extended period of time.
I am not familiar with US legal system that much. Can somebody
tell me why the sadistic penguins has such ridiculous amount of power to
harass and mentally torture me with wire and web taps, deny me any sort
of privacy, and track me like an fish with gps devices for so long.
WHy do the penguins has the right to think they are Gods and they are
always right. WHy should my life depend on what the penguins thinks of me.
This has become a game for the penguins and they are AMUSING themselves
by ruining and wrecking my life.
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"It is *PLAIN COMMON SENSE* any human being in this situation will
obviously look for privacy and when I do, the sadistic penguins perceives
it as if I am doing something wrong". WHY IS THE penguin SO IMMATURE TO
NOT KNOW SUCH A SIMPLE THING. Do somebody have to be a rocket
scientist to know this ? Why should I suffer if the immature penguin
mistakenly thinks I am communicating with somebody.
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ASSUME EVERYTHING I said is true and somebody with legal knowledge
and expertise help me out here.

Chief Darl McBride wrote:

Gay Animals are Common
http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=3555

/
Dinitia Smith writes in the February 7 New York Times about two gay
penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, who have been inseparable
for six years. Both have rejected female companionship, and females
aren't turned on by them, either.

But they do want to be parents. When zookeeper Rob Gramzay noticed them
trying to incubate a rock, he gave them a fertile penguin egg. Roy and
Silo sat on it faithfully for 34 days until Tango was born, then they
raised the chick for the next two and a half months. Gramzay says, "They
did a great job."
/

Chief Darl McBride <lunatic@conspiracy-theory-sco.com> writes:

http://tinfoilhat.shmoo.com/

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:33:47 -0000, in article
<news:1036qdro7mf7tfc@news.supernews.com>, Chief Darl McBride wrote:

As a practicing Usenet Facilitator, please allow me to assist you in your
difficulties. By releasing your source code under the GNU General Public
License (GPL), not only will the illicit Penguinistas stop harassing you,
your internal mental conflicts will be resolved.

I look forward to hearing about your progress in fighting the world.

--
Barca and Associates, LLP. Curing mental abuse since Oct 01.