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Top 12 Uses for a Used Condom
Posted by Catman on July 20th, 2003


12. "Body bags for al Qaida terrorists AND sympathizers." (bagger)

11. "Feed to your dog...he will poop in a little baggie." (Wally)

10. "Too stuff her mouth with after sex, so you can just go to sleep."
(Fireslayer)

9. "Lunch bags for the Real Travis!" (bagger)

8. "As a shrine. Just think about it. 2-5 million potential Jeff
Mash's in each one." (Uncle George)

7. "Turn it inside out, shake the fuck out of it, good as new."
(trainbox)

6. "Next time your with your girlfriend and your down there, put it
partially in her and pull it out with your teeth and yell 'What
the fuck is this whore!'" (MASTA)

5. "Throw them off a highway overpass at passing vehicles. Extra
points if you hit a inside convertable." (NJResQ)

4. "Once it is full of cumm, use it as acne medication or lip gloss,
tie it in a knot and put it in your make up bag." (Jackie)

3. "Freeze them with the contents. Make ice pops for woman and gays."
(NJResQ)

2. "It makes a nice little decoration on top of that wedding cake."
(Firefighter/EMT)

. . . . and the Number One Use for a Used Condom. . .

1. "You could bring it to a bar with you and dump the cum into the
sexy bitch's drink next to you and if she doesn't wince,at least
you know she swallows." (MASTA)


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