Are you a Windows user?

Are you having trouble raising yourself to the level of being stupid?

Still stuck down there is moron or the lower classes?

Try this web site!

http://www.martnet.com/~drtyrat/swbegin.htm

Their help get you to the stupid level.

There's lots of trick in here to help you show your fellow Linux users
just how clever you really are!

And there's an advanced page for those of you who feel that the Linux
community needs an intellectual beating!

http://www.martnet.com/~drtyrat/swadvan.htm

Always remember. If you a Windows user, your never alone!
There is a whole world of stupid people behind you who can help!