I thought i would start this thread as i see a desperate need for it. I
am new to SEO/marketing techniques and have been overwhelmed by the
mass of information available on the net to "learn how to optimise a
site". It is clear that for every good and helpfull tip out there there
are a thousand scams simply intrested in selling you what you can do
for yourself for free. Remember what it was like starting out
yourself?....wishing that those with experience would guide you in the
right direction and bypass the rubbish.

Like all things in life it takes time to learn any new subject but
we all know that it can be very helpfull if someone directs you to what
it took them years to discover....that secret technique script or tool
that just put you far ahead in abillitys and understanding.

So i invite the Gurus and semi gurus of this group to spill the
best of there years of knowledge in short crash course sentenses. (not
vague statements) .

Do not fear.....We all know knowledge is power and its not always wise
to share knowledge but lets grip reality and realise that the internet
is so vast and flexible an industry sharing your best gems does'nt
really have an impact on your own prospects unless you are totally
unimaginitive and unable to come up with fresh idears..

Hopefully this thread will turn into a goldmine of the "best of the
best info for SEO" and will serve both newbees and gurus.

A few basic guidlines for posting:

1. Try to make your tips aimed at total newbees with no prior knowledge
so this thread can be used as a future referal for all newbees to the
group.

2. Imagine you have just two minutes to equip a newbee with as much
advantage as possible.

3. No smart ass comments reminding newbees how little they know whilst
trying to make yourself look all knowledgable.

On 22 Dec 2005 14:26:46 -0800, Alpha <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote
in <news:1135290406.566050.96470@f14g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com>:

Your post is completely irrelevant to the topic of our newsgroup (did you
even look?). Please take it somewhere else. NOW!

--
Nicolaas

"Alpha" <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1135290406.566050.96470@f14g2000cwb.googlegro ups.com...

You're best to try a newsgroup such as alt.html or similar.

M

opps....wrong newsgroup, but theres no need for HISTERICS!!!!

opps....wrong newsgroup, but theres no need for HISTERICS!!!!

opps....wrong newsgroup, but theres no need for HISTERICS!!!!

"Alpha" <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1135290406.566050.96470
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

My very first recommendation would be a SPELL CHECKER.

--
Adam and Eve - the worlds happiest couple ever.
Neither had a mother-in-law.

On 23 Dec 2005 12:19:17 -0800, Alpha <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote
in <news:1135369157.548459.126460@g49g2000cwa.googleg roups.com>:

You got the message, didn't you?
The only hysterics (note correct spelling) are yours, laughing-boy!
Now, tuck your tail between your legs and VAMOOSE!
S H O O !

--
Regards,
Nicolaas.

The definition of an asshole is someone who is unneccesarilly rude and
hostile without provocation.....
someone like yourself.

On 24 Dec 2005 12:47:06 -0800, Alpha <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote
in <news:1135457226.617380.59330@g43g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com>:

There would be no better judge of assholes in this newsgroup than you,
turkey - posting your abuse whilst cowering cravenly behind a pseudonym.
Suffice to say that I may well be an asshole, but *I* know it. *You* , on
the other hand, wouldn't know if someone was up you with an armful of
deckchairs. Coprolite.

--
Talpus Grumpus

Nicolaas Hawkins wrote:


There would be no better judge of assholes in this newsgroup than you,
turkey - posting your abuse whilst cowering cravenly behind a
pseudonym.
Suffice to say that I may well be an asshole, but *I* know it. *You* ,
on
the other hand, wouldn't know if someone was up you with an armful of
deckchairs. Coprolite.

Alpha Replied:

talk to the hand.........

On 28 Dec 2005 18:42:49 -0800, Alpha <newsgroupmailer@hotmail.com> wrote
in <news:1135824169.861261.223760@g47g2000cwa.googleg roups.com>:

Game, set and match. Thank you.
Now, S-H-O-O!

--
Nicolaas

Nicolaas Hawkins wrote:

Game, set and match. Thank you.
Now, S-H-O-O!

Alpha replied:

if it makes you feel better....thats fine with me....