Old Man <oldman@clevelandmtg.net>, the screw-loose dancer, stammered:

If you want lots and lots of phone calls from everyone in your family,
simply ring one of them up and tell them that you're leaving your fortune to
the local cats' home.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
He's old, I should send him my copy of Logan's Run.